Friday, November 9, 2007
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Christina Aguilera is Smokin
I love how her new fragrance ad is so random, and yet totally real in that way that makes you go, "yeah that shit has totally happened to me too!"
The beginning where she turns around and there's this random kid from the Q train standing in her closet:
And she's like OMG what is he doing here? Oh, but she's just trippin'! Smoke yourself out with your new perfume girl. Don't worry, he doesn't know where you live.
The beginning where she turns around and there's this random kid from the Q train standing in her closet:
And she's like OMG what is he doing here? Oh, but she's just trippin'! Smoke yourself out with your new perfume girl. Don't worry, he doesn't know where you live.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Dictionary Obituary: Bling
October, 2007. Bling, fondly referred to by many as "Blang" or "Bling-Bling," is dead.
The homicide echoes that of other hip-hop legends (Biggie Smalls, Tupac Shakur)- another tragic example of pop culture rivalry turned deadly. Allegedly beaten to death by his own best cultural references, Ass and Diamonds, Bling was found in the promotional aisle of a Bronx liquor store, next to the Alizé.
Note to Oprah: Watch your vah-jay-jay* for too-good-to-be-true licensing opportunities. Keep bad branding off your vah-jay, OK?
* I realize Oprah didn't coin vah-jay-jay, but she did create the word Stedman (n. Mute male mythical creature known for his ability to steadily date a woman for eternity) and she didn't get credit for that one! So I'm giving her a free vah-jay-jay.
The homicide echoes that of other hip-hop legends (Biggie Smalls, Tupac Shakur)- another tragic example of pop culture rivalry turned deadly. Allegedly beaten to death by his own best cultural references, Ass and Diamonds, Bling was found in the promotional aisle of a Bronx liquor store, next to the Alizé.
Note to Oprah: Watch your vah-jay-jay* for too-good-to-be-true licensing opportunities. Keep bad branding off your vah-jay, OK?
* I realize Oprah didn't coin vah-jay-jay, but she did create the word Stedman (n. Mute male mythical creature known for his ability to steadily date a woman for eternity) and she didn't get credit for that one! So I'm giving her a free vah-jay-jay.
Carry Underwear!
I friggin' love her.
"You can't knock me off my feet when I'm already on my knees..." OMG Carrie I am totally gonna try that on guys! Great tip girl.
"You can't knock me off my feet when I'm already on my knees..." OMG Carrie I am totally gonna try that on guys! Great tip girl.
My rookie, my rookie. My rookie AND ME.
The only team I will actually say I am a fan of is the Yankees... since I had the privilege of watching them win the 2000 World Series at Yankee and at the time was too young/dumb to actually pay attention to the game, had to be told when they won, etc... So, I have a karmic debt to support them forever.
That being said they LOST! And Derek Jeter is an old scumbag!
What could be guiltier than loving a Red Sock, a 24 year old, and a rookie at that? Nothing. And I give you Jacoby Ellsbury:
Check him out channeling Prince in this shirtless interview:
Don't speak. I know just what you're saying.
That being said they LOST! And Derek Jeter is an old scumbag!
What could be guiltier than loving a Red Sock, a 24 year old, and a rookie at that? Nothing. And I give you Jacoby Ellsbury:
Check him out channeling Prince in this shirtless interview:
Don't speak. I know just what you're saying.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Slow me down. Actually just stop me.
I hate Emmy Rossum. This is a TERRIBLE rip off of Imogen Heap, and though Imogen Heap is not such a looker, I'd like to see Emmy Rossum try to find her way around a Mac. or a big Mac.
Emmy Rossum is that snobby brat you hated in high school whose daddy hired a "director" to make a video for her sweet 16 party. Of her rolling around on the bed smiling because she is SO PRETTY. Which everyone had to pretend was totally "normal" because they were at her really expensive and secretly kind of phat party.
Imogen Heap is that weird girl from your math class that grows up to be a semi-famous eccentric musician.
UPDATE: Let's give credit where it's due though. Emmy Rossum does a great job of using this video to show the world that she can juggle her two most important career assets while on the go - just like Lindsay Lohan! But without the need for illegal substance, because Emmy is a good girl like that.
2 assets people! Singing, plus acting. Their cups runneth over with talent. You go girls! All six of you!
Lindsay Lohan, career juggler, as shown in her Rumors video.
Emmy Rossum, career juggler ALSO.
Emmy Rossum is that snobby brat you hated in high school whose daddy hired a "director" to make a video for her sweet 16 party. Of her rolling around on the bed smiling because she is SO PRETTY. Which everyone had to pretend was totally "normal" because they were at her really expensive and secretly kind of phat party.
Imogen Heap is that weird girl from your math class that grows up to be a semi-famous eccentric musician.
UPDATE: Let's give credit where it's due though. Emmy Rossum does a great job of using this video to show the world that she can juggle her two most important career assets while on the go - just like Lindsay Lohan! But without the need for illegal substance, because Emmy is a good girl like that.
2 assets people! Singing, plus acting. Their cups runneth over with talent. You go girls! All six of you!
Lindsay Lohan, career juggler, as shown in her Rumors video.
Emmy Rossum, career juggler ALSO.
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